Wongdoody

In SIFF’s film festival program, Wongdoody (a festival sponsor) pranked audiences with a movie-matchmaker callbot that never matches youand never ends.

 
 

 

1-870-FILM-LUV is a real number! You can call it right now!

At the end of each call route, the bot re-directs you to another line, or to the main menu. Here’s the full phone tree.

MAIN MENU
PRESS 1
if you are quirky and offbeat
Press 1
Press 2
Press 3
PRESS 2
if you are quirky, offbeat, and haunted by a looming sense of apocalyptic dread
Press 1
Press 2
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Press 3 auto-directs to PRESS 6
PRESS 3
if your movie partner is into gore, and you're wondering if that's a major red flag
Press 1
Press 2
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Press 3 auto-directs to PRESS 5
PRESS 4
if you are a raging intellectual
Press 1
Press 2
Press 3
PRESS 5
if your movie tastes are honestly pretty basic
Press 1
Press 2
Press 3
PRESS 6
if this was a wrong number, but you're down to get info about a cool documentary or something
Press 1
Press 2
Press 3

CD: Monkey Watson

Sr. AD: Scott Ford